Sunday, September 30, 2007

How Come Bigfoot Is Not On Monster Jam




Welcome everyone there I exist, I say and I repeat, I am, so that whatever you please comment do not do my alterego, I told you my name Natalia, right? Well, you have to do direct you to me, I accept any kinds of questions, of course ... you shall have to accept any kind of answer, do you clear?. Well. Continue with my personal history:

On Wednesday I was (or were, my alter ego and me) to eat at fast food place n º 2, but here we serve bartenders and wait on your table, but the fast food place n º 2 because food is unhealthy but insist that their salads, the place does not enjoy a warm and cheap, a franchise with peons who fight for tips at the end of the day. Well, you come, you sit, you see in the letter the tasty and succulent dishes and get the bartender on duty, which seems to be one in every "fast food place n º 2" cut from the same cloth, I am convinced that they series, is tall, very thin, always a man with a pen that would envy the most exotic peacock and you look up and down or rather over his shoulder, yes you are sitting and standing it is normal that you do not look underneath. First peek
, translation: "What a pathetic aunt one sitting to eat," and you know I think that, you deaf eyes and ask the most enormous sandwich of the letter, with the potatoes more crisp, but before that want an entry plump and tender potatoes accompanied of ali-oli and of course, as always coca cola, but Coca Cola Ligth and is very bold and ask, "Are you expecting someone?" but to see tall slim girl with peacock feather, do you think I hope someone? Because if he expected someone would ask and maybe not TOO food hate my alter ego and force you to spend a week based on comprehensive and If I have extra kilos, you have to answer that, especially the last one part (Yes, I have extra kilos) after seeing that his eyes bulge while slowly pronounce "aioli, garlic mayonnaise, aioli, garlic mayonnaise ..."

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Wm Rogers & Sons China Gold Plated

Moving NATALIA peculiar

Name: Natalia
First Name: Gula
Last Name: Alter Ego

CHAPTER ONE

I come I'm Natalia and I am the alter ego of someone I have a child mania. I was the typical girl big kid who beat up other girls and pricking the face in the photos a year. You never have done? I do, click the photos of all my colleagues, even my teacher, a prim. Ah, yes, sometimes also stealing snacks ... but not hungry, but kept in case in my house had fish or spinach.

I'm not (or are) a little girl, I've already lived about ¼ of a century ... and has been most tiring, I survive, with rancor inside, but I survive ...

My biggest weakness is food, I think it the only way that I can feel pleasure, my alter ego is determined to take care of what I do just the opposite, so annoying for a while, so much lettuce and grilled chicken will end up depressed ... I what I like is junk food and I do not care what the movie says "FAST FOOD NATION, appetite is not who I take it away ... The other day I went into a food place quick, I will not say the name so as not to advertise, so we will call "fast food places No. 1", not because it is the number one in the whole world, much less, but because it is the first thing I'll tell, no I am strict with the fast food places, so could not make a gradual list of quality (although quality and fast food are apparently antonyms questions ...). Anyway, for what was ... I went there and I attended a fat woman, short and ugly, which I liked, so I did not feel I fat, short and ugly obviously am not, but if I am, something plump, well, maybe rather than plump or rather, good and beautiful curves, and mujer gorda, bajita y fea con una vestimenta y gorra poco agraciada me dijo “¿qué desea?” y yo no sabia qué elegir, o por dónde empezar , segregaba saliva cual perro de paulov y de repente mi paladar habló por si mismo: “unahamburguesadobledeterneraconlechugat omatecebollapepinillosquesoketchupymosta zapatatassalsabravaycocacolaperolacocaco la-light” Si, la coca cola LIGHT, asi me ahorro las 200 calorias para no enervar a mi alterego. Mmm…Quizá luego me coma un helado.